Pennies From Heaven or How Not to Donate Loose Coins

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I’m six years old.

And like normal six-year-olds, I am fidgety, shifting my little body back and forth in a wooden church pew in a community called Plateau, which, by the way, most people mispronounce.

I’m clutching coins in my hands.

They’re mostly pennies, a few nickels, and some dimes. But, no quarters. I would have kept those.

A minute earlier, my mom had handed me the now tightly clutched coins in preparation for, “The Collection.”

This was not a particularly joyful occasion. Judging by the looks on peoples’ faces, I’d say it was more like a romantic breakup.

“Goodbye. I’ll miss you, little dollar. Write me!”

Then, the obligatory prayer ended and the men, dressed in compulsory grey suits and ties, began their menacing march down the aisles to the tune of Star Wars Imperial March (yes, I know Star Wars wasn’t released until years later, but it fits).

Some men walked to the back of the auditorium and others to the front. Next, they would pass the silver metal trays until they met close to the middle. Then they’d double-time it to a secret room and count the take!

By now, the coins were weighing heavily in my sweaty little hands.